Crowd Pleaser

Thanks for sharing, now back to me….

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Purple Onion Show Friday 14th

To see me @ the ” #HellaFunny ” show at

Purple Onion this Friday night at 8pm

Go To This Link

https://kellylynchatthepurpleonion-eorg.eventbrite.com/

 Get’um now before the show sells out !!

Purple Onion

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Bumping Ugly’s

Sometimes when I am out in the world and I see two people making out
I think, “get a room”.

But then if I notice that they are both hideously ugly, then I think “Ew”.

But then I sigh, and think, “wow, if those two ugly son’s of bitches”
can find each other,
stand the sight of one another,
and God Forbid…
KISS each other! then…
There REALLY is someone for everybody.

And that’s just beautiful.

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Meds-mory Lane

I was reminded of my crazy ass boss from a few years ago who used to talk NON stop. Before her “meds” kicked in to calm her down she would arrive to work and CORNER me in my office and talk my F’ing EAR OFF !

She would tell me any story that came to mind and talk so fast and tell me the same god damn stories over and …over and over…and like, she was my BOSS so what are you going to say?

She’d be like, “did you finish that thing I gave you?” and I’d be like “not yet” and she would be all, “why?, I gave you plenty of time” and I wanted to say, “look ass hole if you weren’t in my office *all up in my grill* with your dumb ass stories I could get some work done and meet your deadlines, you F’ing MORON”….but again, she was my boss so I would just be like, “you’re right, I will get right on that !” …..dumb bitch….